On a long road trip and bugged that you can’t think of any dad jokes on the fly? Try these family friendly bug puns and insect jokes which will get everyone cracking with laughter in no time at all.
If you’ve ever been on a road trip with kids then you know that they require constant stimulation while they’re awake. iPads and road trip games may only keep them entertained for a short while especially if you’re stuck in a highway traffic jam. Having a readymade list of dad jokes can really make the difference between laughter and total meltdown.
This post is all about bug puns and insect jokes
One-Liner Dad Jokes
The beauty of one liner dad jokes is that you don’t have to wait for someone to participate. Just drop them whenever you notice an opportunity to in a conversation. It is sure to bring about some cringy responses from your family and kids though
- Insect jokes really bug me.
- As an entomologist, I specialize in stinging insects. I bug you till it hurts.
- I ant helping you.
- Are you bugging me for jokes? Try the web.
- Bugs Bunny has nothing on you.
- Male bees die after mating… you could say their life is basically Honey Nut Cheerio!
- We are not judging the wasp… we are giving him the bee-nefit of the doubt.
- We will just have to get things going on the fly.
- I once knew a gastro-entomologist, he studied the digestion of bugs.
- It’s really bugging me that I ran out of dad jokes.
- A dung bettle walks into a bar and asks ” is this stool taken?”
- Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Question Style Bug Puns and Insect Jokes
These more traditional style dad jokes will need someone to proactively be willing to ask you what the answer is for every question. What better opportunity than a long road trip with family and no exits in the near future. They’re also good when waiting in long queues at restaurants or even at the gas station while refueling.
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Q: What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Q: What was the last thing that went through the bugs mind when it hit the windshield?
A: Its butt, bet he doesn’t have the guts to do that again.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a male bug a female bug?
A: One of them is a ladybug
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What did the bug say to the windshield?
A: If I had the guts, I’d hit you again
Q: What do Bear Grylls and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They’re both living off dead beetles
Q: A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”. A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”. What did the centipede say?
A: The centipede said, “Well, I had to put on my shoes”.
Q: What is the perfect gift for a praying mantis?
A: A Priest
Q: What’s smaller than a teenie weenie fly?
A: A fly’s teenie weenie
Q: What did the Pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
A: Dead ant…. dead ant…dead ant, dead ant, dead ant…
Q: How do you tell the different between a girl ant and a boy ant (buoyant)?
A: Girl ants sink
Q: What did the boy firefly say to the girl firefly?
A: You Glow Girl
Q: Why are the bees in London bigger than everywhere else?
A: Because they’re Capital Bees
Q: What is on the ground but 100 feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back
Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can?
A: Because he was a litterbug
Q: How did the spider destroy the world wide web?
A: It gave it a bug
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them
Q: Which is the strongest animal, snail or elephant.
A: Snail because it carries its home on its back
Q: Where’s the best place to buy bugs?
A: A flea market
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking
Q: What do ants use to smell nice?
A: A deodor-ant
Q: What are caterpillars afraid of?
Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were ants
Q: What do fireflies eat?
A: Light snacks
Q: Why are ants not afraid of diseases?
A: Because they have anty-bodies.
Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?